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| Author | Topic: great american exports, "Democracy, Whiskey, and Sexy"! |
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http://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/03/international/worldspecial/03AIRB.html |
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i think we need "democracy whiskey sexy" t-shirts. |
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that was to be the name of the next TLC album before Left Eye's tragic death. let us never speak of this again. |
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The new look of sexy? Former 'nSync band member, Britney plaything, and budding solo pop / dance music solo performer Justin Timberlake is raising a few eyebrows in London with his new look. This photo is from a British music mag currently on stands, and is done with make-up. What do you think? Is this the new look of American Sexy? Is it in appropriate "during a time of war" as some Brits are saying? Or is it just a lame attempt to break out of a Tigerbeat stereotype? I know that most of you could care less about boy bands, and even I'm more of a 98 degrees guy than 'nSync, but I thought that this was just kinda weird, and want to spare you all that akward silence at your next keg party when the conversation inevitably turns to the latest gossip about all the teen heartthrobs, and you realize that you have been left out of the loop.
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if he just put on a chelsea jersey instead of that flag shirt, the brits would probably just write him off as a hoolie. also, if he wants to go around looking all beat up, maybe he should just start some fights instead. being who he is, i can't imagine he'd have to much trouble finding someone that wanted to clock him. |
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ooh! ooh! I'll do it! where is he? he doesn't even have to pick the fight! |
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Andrew WK tried this sexy new look a couple of years ago, with real blood even. Ok, so it's pig's blood, but still. |
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the context is weird. this invasion of iraq is such a military/media clusterfuck it's shooting lightning bolts all over the place. justin timberlake in promotional war tie-in? uh, righteous controversy. that picture is a total american flag. gives me a damn headache trying to think about it or not think about it. he does look like a soccer hooligan, which could pretty easily be seen as glamourous. pj harvey should do a photo standing there with blood running down her thighs. NME could put it on the cover and make some self-reflexive headline pun about her being "on the rag." hoss, record an album already. we need something better. for the kids. |
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Andrew W.K. fucking rules. Justin Timberlake apparently has some real issues with the fact that he's a diva. I don't know if he'd fight you, Hoss, but he might challenge you to a dance off. |
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Andrew WK makes me want to walk over to my boss and say "You know what? I don't think I'll be coming to work tomorrow. And I don't think I'll be coming to work the next day either. As a matter of fact, fuck you." Life - love it or leave it, baby! Who's with me? Jacob? I'm looking at you... |
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I was Sexy when Sexy wasn't cool!
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Hey, I'm so fucking tired with people taking MY copyright words, changing them just a little, and using them for themselves. Get your own damn slogan, Carrie! I like horsies (r) |
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I was Loretta, too, so get off my ass unless you want me to take you to fist city.
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That's it Loretta! I don't care if your a fucking counrty icon I'LL SEE YOUR ASS IN COURT!!! i like ponies(R) |
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I am so confused. |
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i'll explain to to you when you're a little older seth. |
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How about this for a t-shirt?
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who is in the photo? |
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I have no idea. I just liked him because he was laughing. |
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OK then from now on I only answer to Darren W.J. does that make me a rockstar? inquiring ponies want to know(R) |
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yes |
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"WOO HOO!" |