the first line reads, “When schools on the East Side opened a few weeks ago the teachers were astonished at the number of tattooed youngsters who appeared for beginning their schooling.”

Hmmmm.

i do believe there’s a photo of a man with ponies tattooed
on his chest.

i enjoyed this.

“You love Freda now; are you sure that you will always love her? Your next girl might not care for another’s name on your hide.” Guy Forsyth, a terrific young bluesman from Austin, solved that problem by having his shoulder tattooed with a heart and the words “Your Name Here”.

He’s also the fellow who was once asked by an interviewer about his best pick-up line. He replied, “Uh, okay!”

“Why, some of the men I turn out are as proud as a turkey with two tails. ”

I’m going to start working that expression into my daily conversation!