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More cat news! According to a blurb in this month’s Scientific American, purring might actually heal kitty bones! In an as yet unpublished study from the Fauna Communications Research Institute in Hillsborough, N.C., investigators determined that the frequency at which many cats purr, between 27 and 44 hertz for house cats, matches the frequency that seems to help human bones strengthen and grow. Here at Spaceship No Future Labs, we are feverishly working on a groundbreaking line of therapeutic happy kitty bracelets and toe rings. Additionally, we hope to…