spaceship no future

February 2002

damn, it’s cold

i just took out the trash and checked my mail, and now i’m sitting here shivering. it’s only 36 degrees out there! it’s going to freeze tonight, so if you’re in texas make sure the cat is inside like the one pictured here.Jacob adds: at least your heater works. i don’t know how to turn mine on. no one reading this is allowed to laugh at me and feel smug until they come to my house and try for themselves, either….

another content-free post… with domo-kun!

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when i get to the bottom i go back to the top of the slide

Australian Steven Bradbury won the short-track gold Saturday after all of his opponents wiped out and the lucky skater remained standing, passing through the finish. It was the first Winter games Gold ever for the Australians. The SNF avatar Bradbury called the win “freakish.”…

copy c:\pet\orange.cat d:\pet\orange.cat

So, down on the educational range (that’s A&M University for you Texas-impaired readers) they cloned a housecat. In a typically boring fashion, the cloned cat doesn’t have eye-mounted lasers, fiber-optic whiskers, chameleon fur, or the ability to toss off conversational bon mots with effortless ease. On the upside, perhaps all this genetic attention towards housecats will lead to allergy-free cats, increasing overall global cat appreciation and eventually supplanting all major world religions. However… Sperling plans to offer the technology first to wealthy individuals seeking to replace beloved pets This…