spaceship no future

It’s Fabric Time Again!

very funny mom!  now turn me back into a human.Many close friends and intimate relations have complained about my ancient Pac-Man pillow (pictured at your right… you can read about it in my memoirs, The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon Fortunate Hazel, coming this Christmas, send $20 via paypal to me to pre-order). Perhaps now is the time to find a new pillowcase. “But Hazel,” you’re saying, “The pillowcases at the shops are always so ugly and boring and pointless!” And Jacob says “Pillowcases? Society, what a drag!” I know, I know. see me got photo photo photograph of you, kitty kitty kitty san, of you and kitty kitty kitty san... But Kate has directed me to a fabulous retro fabrics website, Reprodepot Fabrics. How can I ever sleep again on that stupid eggshell blue pillowcase? No wonder my dreams sucked so bad during the 90’s. Now, enough philosophy and technical mumbo-jumbo. I can’t decide between Kitty-san (pictured at left), Haiku Cats or China Blue Monochrome. Oh yes, Jacob— learn to sew this weekend. Or I won’t get a job at Best Buy just so you can get discount electronics. You can practice by making Hoss some bathroom curtains before you make my pillowcase.