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chris seriously injured on the way to the grocery store, jacob blames self

was it worth it for this, jacob?  you heartless beast!chris lays right now in a coma at st. david’s hospital due to injuries sustained from a serious car accident he was involved in on the way to the local HEB grocery store. friends and neighbors are laying the blame on jacob, who *knew* nobody was delivering pizza because of the ice storm, but decided to eat all chris’ tater tots anyway, forcing him to make a dangerous journey across dark, icy roads to get more. for shame.