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We all lost.

helpful infographic Okay, so Bush didn’t win yet, as we previously reported, but the writing’s on the wall, and now we just have to wait helplessly, thumbs twiddling,* while the American version of democracy sorts itself out. Whatever happens, no one is going to be happy. Now is as good a time as ever to consider how events might have played themselves out if the U.S. electoral system were not quite so flawed. Take a look at these articles that discuss various alternative voting systems:
Basically, the problem we face now is that a third (or fourth or fifth) political party is simply not viable under the current plurality system; consequently, people either vote for someone who is not his/her first choice, or they engage in various sneaky, if understandable, voting strategies. What we want is a voting system that allows one to vote for their first choice, and failing that, their second choice, all in good faith.

Last night I dreamt that George W. Bush kicked my friend Hoss in the back at a press conference, so I tackled him to the ground and punched him in the nose. Knowing that a Secret Service agent had to be nearby, I stopped, giving G.W. the chance to leap to his escape on a speeding locomotive. Damn.

* Thumbs twiddling on a gamepad as we play Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2, the best game ever, that is.

*which hazel beat last night around 2am.