spaceship no future

45 lose livelihoods, investors uncork the champagne

My employer laid off 45 people yesterday. I still have my job—lucky me. Yay. I can’t wait for the IPO.

This is about a guy I used to work with. He was fired a long time ago, though. He had it coming. Also, he looked exactly like Hoggle. This update had nothing to do with the layoffs.