spaceship no future

you will be kodo, and you will be podo.

and this will be modo. it’s a PDA that helps you better participate in consumer culture or some damn thing. at least it doesn’t run on Windows CE. it doesn’t look like a ferret, and they don’t even mention marc singer one time on the whole damn website. which looks like a flyer for some rave sponsored by wired. i give you a nice table for comparison:

modo vs. podo/kodo
modo (PDA device)*odo (ferret)
portableambulatory
sleek, hand-heldsleek, hand-held
wirelesswireless
odorlessmusky
updated with fresh inspiration daily
needs feeding daily

despite the numerous technical disadvantages, i’ve got to go with podo or kodo. modo, to be completely honest, looks stupid. i need a backpack filled with shit like this like i need that drawerful of old, broken remote controls, or a hole in the head.