frank dux in the walled city
so i just watched bloodsport on TV, the movie about the secret contest where the world’s greatest warriors fight in a battle to the death. now i must find a suitable punishment for myself. i remember watching this movie when i was little. when ogre got punched by chong li, making yet another dark stain on the pristine white gym mats, my friend quietly murmured “black blood is brain blood… that’s serious” and from that point on, i vowed to never, ever get interested in martial arts. the only black blood in my life is the black blood of the earth egg shen points out in big trouble in little china. that was a serious movie. none of this brain blood crap. hey isn’t that a ned’s atomic dustbin album? that’s suitable punishment. good night to you all.