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15 Ways

there is some s. we will not eat

created by cobra libre on April 25, 2005, with contributions from chomi2005, pogo, SudoNimm, blueyed pop, and seth.

  • celery (added by cobra libre)
  • octopus tentacles (added by cobra libre)
  • rye bread (added by cobra libre)
  • frog legs (added by chomi2005)
  • raw tomatoes (added by chomi2005)
  • canned snails (added by chomi2005)
  • chitlins, chitterlings, whatever the hell you want to call those stinky-ass things, i'm not eating 'em (added by pogo)
  • gizzards, fried or otherwise (added by pogo)
  • Vegemite (added by SudoNimm)
  • Haggis (added by SudoNimm)
  • okra (added by blueyed pop)
  • black pudding (added by seth)
  • aerosol cheese (added by pogo)
  • any hostess products (added by pogo)
  • nutritional yeast (added by pogo)
  • slingers (added by pogo)

comments

posted 2005-04-25 03:40 PM by cobra libre:

i read an article by a food critic the other day about learning to eat everything. today i came across a poem by galway kinnell — partially inspired by the s. not eaten in cummings’s olaf poem — in which a hunter eats bear shit. which makes me feel pretty crummy about turning my nose up to celery.

posted 2005-04-27 06:40 PM by sentry:

i think i’ve tried everything on the list besides frog legs.

posted 2005-04-27 08:59 PM by cobra libre:

i’ve had frog legs, and they’re fine. my opinion of them is that they’re better than pigs’ feet. they’re also better than chicken feet. i ought to like turkey legs, but, strangely, i find them slightly off-putting.

ever seen the new legend of shaolin? there’s a joke in it involving an old woman who likes to eat chicken ass. i wonder if i’ve ever eaten chicken ass. my parents probably tricked me into eating chicken ass by misdirection, maybe by giving it an unassuming name, like “breast deluxe” or, i dunno, “fowlhole.”

posted 2005-05-03 01:48 PM by pogo:

I genuinely love and crave some of the things mentioned on this list.

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